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“Hey, Geniuses: Vandalizing Teslas Is as Dumb as a Bag of Hammers”
Oh, you brave eco-warriors, you absolute paragons of logic! You’ve gone from hugging trees and praising Elon Musk as the messiah of green tech—remember when his electric cars, solar shingles, and charging stations were going to save the planet?—to smashing windows and chucking Molotov cocktails at Tesla dealerships.
Oh, the horror! The pearl-clutching elites and free-trade fanatics are at it again, wailing about President Trump’s tariff policies like they’re the end of civilization. “Higher prices!” they shriek. “Trade wars!” they moan. Well, grab your shovels, snowflakes, because I’m here to tell you why Trump’s tariffs are the glorious, red-white-and-blue gut punch the world deserves—and needs.
Here we go again—Boeing’s Starliner coughs up a helium leak and some dodgy thrusters, and suddenly the media’s got its collective knickers in a twist, painting astronauts Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams as castaways on some cosmic Gilligan’s Island.
In the annals of American history, few figures have been as resilient, as contentious, and as indomitable as Donald J. Trump, the man I now referred to as the “Teflon Don” and the “Presidential GOAT” (Greatest of All Time). His journey to reclaim the presidency was nothing short of a modern-day odyssey, replete with lawsuits, allegations, and the kind of scrutiny that would have crushed lesser mortals.
Fifty-five years ago today, I saw Apollo 11 as she lifted off from Cape Kennedy and on her way to the moon. There are still a lot of us that were present that morning here on the Space Coast, and like a lot of those folks, the memory is as vivid today as it was in July, 1969.
SpaceX’s second-stage failure on their venerable Falcon 9 booster Thursday demonstrates exactly why NASA wants dissimilar redundancy for crewed flights. The idea is simple: if one launch provider is grounded for a technical issue or a launch failure investigation, the other can take up the slack. The duopoly of crewed launch providers is meant to assure the nation of continuous access to orbit while launching from American soil.
OPINION
Why is everyone moving to Florida? This seemed like a simple question at first, one that directly reflected current personal plans, but I wondered how far this in fact goes.
In our vibrant and diverse state of Florida, the importance of early voting as a cornerstone of our democratic process cannot be overstated. Early voting in the Presidential Preference Primary is key to the state’s commitment to ensuring that every voice is heard and every vote counts.
